YEAR OF THE LORD

Thursday, 05 November 2009

  • True Sense

    Some time ago, I was wasting a little time thinking about the physical life we have and the souls inside of us, and how all that works together. Mind you, it was all just conjecture on my part, compared against Scripture in only a very superficial way, so I warn you not to take what follows as theological truth-- only the musings of an old lady. 

    At that time I was thinking about how our bodies are equipped with physical sense to experience, interpret and learn about the world around us. We rely on them, and the loss of even one of them is considered a great loss.

    There will be a time, however, when we will lose all our senses, and yet continue to be aware: at death. It is a fact borne out both in experience (from those who have 'died' and live to tell about it) and in Scripture, that after death, the senses still live on in some way. One can still see and hear. I know less about the other ones, but something tells me they still function too. So, it seems to me that our senses transcend physicality somehow. In other words, they apparently overlap our souls. We go on, in our awareness, without bodies.

    This morning I was thinking some more about this.

    Last year I went on a trip out West, and one of the things I could have done was a balloon ride above the Tetons. It was expensive, so I passed it up, but I would have loved to try it. Anyway, I talked to a few of the people who did it. They said what was fascinating about it was the silence-- and yet, they could hear all sorts of sounds from sources far away. Separated from an 'immediate' environment, they heard the ordinary sounds of life coming from below, across a wide swath of land. That is something I would love to experience, but I'll never be able to, even if I took a balloon ride. I suffer from familial nerve deafness, and a tinnitus that drowns out alot of what I can hear. No matter where I go, the tinnitus goes with me, and it is that that I primarily hear 24/7/365. Just for a few minutes, I crave to hear silence. Or something like that balloon experience, with pure Earth-noise floating up to me. When my body is taken away, so will its physical limitations. I thank God for that truth to look forward to. No more tinnitus!

    If my senses are connected to my soul, then it seems to follow that there is a spiritual dimension to sense. This too seems to be borne out in Scripture. There, it looks like a literary tool, but I wonder. All through Scripture, there are allusions to the idea that what is there for us to sense is not merely to physically sense:

    Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the LORD God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the LORD God among the trees of the garden. Genesis 3:8  Here it looks as though there was a discernment to the hearing of Adam and Eve that convicted them of their sinfulness in contrast to the Lord's purity.

    Does not the ear test words as the tongue tastes food? Job 12:11 Think about this one. How does the ear 'test' words? and how should the tongue 'test' the taste of food? Is it possible that there is discernment to be had even in the work of the tongue as in the work of the ear?

    Back when I was first thinking about all this, it struck me that while we are in our bodies, we will experience primarily the physical aspect of our senses. But when we have our bodies no longer, perhaps-- just perhaps, we will begin to experience the spiritual aspects of sight, smell, taste, touch and hearing. Maybe at that time we will being to discern the source of these things. Certainly the Scriptures make it clear that the physical aspect of experiencing God's wrath is not primarily physical-- although that is certainly present, as we will at that time all have immortal bodies-- but agonisingly spiritual. And for those who have acknowledged Christ and recognised the gift of His salvation-- the physical and spiritual aspects of our senses are in an explosion of joy.

    Out of all this, I began to wonder if the Lord does not want us to begin to acknowledge and develop our spiritual senses, to strive to use what we have to gain a deeper wisdom and discernment than have those without God. Is it possible that there is more to our senses that we are overlooking? I found myself praying for discernment on this, that if there is some greater part of my soul's senses for which I need to be asking the Lord, that He would begin to open that up to me.

    I don't want ESP, let me make that clear. What I want is to sense with my physical body, but also to discern the source, intention and meaning of what I am sensing. I want to wait for God in my body. I don't know how to put it better than that. I want that with careful discernment, and the watchful fellowship of the saints around me to guard me. All this for God's use, not for my profit.

     

Wednesday, 21 October 2009

  • An It?...or a Who?

     One of the things I love about keeping a blog is that I get folks from all over the world reading this thing. On occasion they even post comments on what I have written. Recently I had a comment conversation with a person from Finland. He/she was an atheist and took issue with my post about pi :(http://craigellachie.xanga.com/707444501/the-god-of-pi/?page=1&jump=1501833364&leftcmt=1#1501833364, scroll down to the bottom to see the comments).

    In them, my commenter takes issue with the personality of God. One of the toughest things to accept about God is this issue, especially with the science-minded. When we speak of God in Judeo-Christianity, we are not talking about some impersonal Force That Makes Things Go. What we have to come to terms with is that the One Who created the Universe-- and me-- is looking at me. Not as an It, but as a Who. I do believe that this is what caused all those patriarchs to fall flat on their faces. If they could have, I've no doubt they would have shuffled themselves into the soil like those little desert reptiles, only I think they would have hidden their eyes too. You've known a little of this terror if you have watched any science fiction movie in which the alien comes to earth in great power, turns its giant eye on the little bitty human, and proceeds to zap them into a mist. Faced with the glory and power of Him Who created all that is, and knowing His Eye is on you, you'd cower too.

    It's much more comfortable to think of God as an It. There is power there, but only like a bolt of lightning which may or may not hit me. It can't see me and it has no feelings for me. It reacts to humanity as a whole, not to little old me. Whatever good or bad happens to me is pure chance, a by-product of this Big Power Out There.

    Psalm 50 makes it pretty clear that this is not the case. He is listening; He is watching. He is the God Who Sees Me, El Roi (Genesis 16:13)  There is not just power there. There is intention, plan, and judgement.

    Now, you can reject all this. You can hide your head in the desert soil. You can say, "Prove it." But you are not seeing the forest for the trees. Proof is all around you. El Roi says,

     6 And the heavens proclaim his righteousness,
           for God himself is judge.
           Selah

     7 "Hear, O my people, and I will speak,
           O Israel, and I will testify against you:
           I am God, your God.

     8 I do not rebuke you for your sacrifices
           or your burnt offerings, which are ever before me.

     9 I have no need of a bull from your stall
           or of goats from your pens,

     10 for every animal of the forest is mine,
           and the cattle on a thousand hills.

     11 I know every bird in the mountains,
           and the creatures of the field are mine.

    This is scary stuff if it is real. But what is true is that it works the other way too. If you acknowledge Him and submit to Him and run towards Him instead of away from Him, He is the loving God. He is the God Who Sees Me, the One WHo Is On My Side, the God WHo Rescues And Keeps Me Safe. Not just for this life, but for all eternity. You've never, ever been safer. All the power of His hands is lightning quick to keep you from evil.

    I won't go into why bad things happen to God's people here. There are martyrs. God's people are afflicted. But they are ultimately, eternally safe. Safety is more than just physical; it is spiritual and emotional as well. The world is tormented. But we can know a safety that is ultimate. Only those in Christ know what this safety truly means. It is the safety not just of power, but of a Father's arms.

    The arms of El Roi.

Monday, 19 October 2009

  • Passing Through..Forgotten?

    This morning I was praying for the mother of a friend, who is suffering from advanced osteoporosis. There is alot of pain accompanying the final stages of this disease. As most know, the bones become like wet chalk. They simply crumble... and those who have it seem to be literally returning to dust.

    Here are some things that God tells us about ourselves as humans:

    for dust you are and to dust you will return. Genesis 3:19

    You turn men back to dust, saying, "Return to dust, O sons of men." Psalm 90:3

    But I am a worm and not a man... Psalm 22:6

    You sweep men away in the sleep of death;  they are like the new grass of the morning-  though in the morning it springs up new, by evening it is dry and withered. Psalm 90:5,6

    As for man, his days are like grass, he flourishes like a flower of the field;  the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more. Psalm 103:15, 16

    If ever you've beheld a sight that has made you feel insignificant, it would appear that you were correct. You really are. I was thinking yesterday about the billions of life stories that are lost to us forever. You have tens of thousands of ancestors whom you do not know. They met, they had love stories (I hope), and struggles, joys and tragedies. They died and you do not know where their bodies lie. You could make a movie out of some of their lives. They are lost to history forever. Your life may also be. From the above verses, it looks on the surface as though God gets the good of us for His purposes, and then we die.

    Dryer lint. Table dust. The fuzz on top of your fridge. The nuisance stuff you sweep away and it is gone.

    OK, I am depressing you. I'm doing all that, though, to make a point that is much more glorious. God is not finished with you, you mote of dust. What is crumbling away can be salvaged and can be remade into something that is His personal treasure, like the undiscovered gold that lay in the ground, was unearthed, and made into a thing of precious beauty:

    So will it be with the resurrection of the dead. The body that is sown is perishable, it is raised imperishable; 43it is sown in dishonor, it is raised in glory; it is sown in weakness, it is raised in power; 44it is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body. If there is a natural body, there is also a spiritual body. 1 Corinthians 15:43,44

    ...in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed. 1 Corinthians 15:52

    He redeemed my soul from going down to the pit, and I will live to enjoy the light. Job 33:28

    For my Father's will is that everyone who looks to the Son and believes in him shall have eternal life, and I will raise him up at the last day. John 6:40

    Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God; trust also in me. In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am. John 14:1, ff.

    You may feel, as I do, the approach of age. You may be there already, trapped in a body that no longer can merrily skip and jump and climb trees, with the agility that does not mind a risk. You may fear being forgotten, taking your place among the motes in the dustbin, 'good for nothing' now. You wanted to make a mark; something that forever attests to the fact that Kilroy was here.

    My friend's mother is fading and crumbling. She has not made a mark on the world that will last beyond perhaps five or six generations, except in the fact that she has descendants. The good news is that since she is in Christ, though her weak and deteriorating body will indeed be swept away, it will only be put aside for a moment. This lady knows who the Lord is. She knows His blessed Name. She was created for Him, and has almost finished serving His purposes here on this earth. It isn't all that necessary that she be remembered on this earth. What matters is that she will never be forgotten by God Almighty.

    Perhaps Hell is to be forgotten by God as only God can forget? To have been a disposable part of His Creation, serving a lesser purpose as in Romans 9:22? The greatest work in all the world, this very word from God Himself through the instruments of His people, has warned us of what is to come and pleads for us to look for His face, that we might never be forgotten and instead take our place in His embrace, at His table?

    You age and you crumble, but there is the possibility held out to you that you can yet cheat death. Know that you can be written on His heart, never to be forgotten-- but to do that, you have to look for, know, and trust Him in the person of Jesus Christ. For all who look for Him can rely on the God Who promises:

    ...For there is no difference between Jew and Gentile—the same Lord is Lord of all and richly blesses all who call on him, for, "Everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved.  Romans 10:12, 13

    Can a mother forget the baby at her breast and have no compassion on the child she has borne? Though she may forget,...

    I will not forget you!   Isaiah 49:15

     

Sunday, 11 October 2009

  • Temptation, Part 2

    A large auto dealership is selling off all their used cars at cost, in order to get out of what they see as an unprofitable business. I (brazenly) mentioned to Rich that I wanted a newer car, and that I hoped it would be a Land Rover, mentioning that I saw one only a couple of years old for sale at a price we could afford. Significantly, this conversation took place on our way to church.

    Me: "The undercarriage clearance on those things is wonderful, and they're all-wheel drive. They'll do anything. They'll go anywhere!"

    Rich: "And you need this car to carry you to what out-of-the-way, rough-hewn, unreachable places where an ordinary car would be challenged?"

    Me: "Oh, you know....places like.. Ohio."

Thursday, 08 October 2009

  • The Approach of Temptation

     An odd thing occurred last evening just before I went to bed. I was approached by temptation. Of course, temptation is nothing new to me, but it usually approaches in the form of say, a piece of cake, or a book when I have housework to do. No, the odd thing about this temptation was that it was in the form of something I'm usually not tempted by: luxury goods.

    To be sure, I like well-crafted items of good quality. If I buy something, I want to to be sure that it will do the thing I require of it, and do it for a good while without repair or too much fuss. But last night I got into the strangest fantasy mode. I began to wonder what people saw in luxury watches. You know, Rolexes, Audemars-Piguet, Philippe-Patek. So I made a little experiment. I pretended I was in the market for one of these things. I went to their website with a 'money-is-no-object' mentality, and since so many had pictures with no price tag, I chose ones I liked, and then looked at the prices. The watches I liked ranged from around 5 to 15K. One watch I didn't choose was 230K. So when you look at a Rolex, you're looking at an automobile perched on a wrist.

    From there, I went looking at estate jewelry. I'm not a person who wears alot of jewelry, but if I can afford it, I like it to be real gold, silver, gems. That usually means I stick with the semi-precious stuff-- garnets, amethysts, peridots, lapis, amber; all of which I like rather better than the more expensive stuff like sapphires, emeralds, rubies. I checked out some gorgeous, lavish real sapphire necklaces. $50K and up. All of it would look ridiculous on me. But it got me thinking about the lifestyles of people who actually buy this stuff.

    We're approaching the need of a new car. You can guess what I did with that. I happen to like Jaguars and Land Rovers.

    Here's the weird thing, though. Some of the things I saw were actually within reach. Our budget could manage a sapphire ring with diamonds. Even a modest Piaget watch. I sensed danger. It was as if I could feel Satan massaging my shoulders and whispering why not? into my willing ears. Imagine what it would be like.

    There has always been a seed of this within me. As a college student, on a mad spring day, I often strolled down Newbury Street in Boston, where all the modish boutiques are. I'd go in and try on a $2K dress, or ask to see an emerald ring, and try it on. Then, it was pure fantasy, because I had no way of affording even the most modest thing in those shops. Today it is different. And Satan never gives up. Pray for me.

    This morning, I started my devotions by singing the doxology from Romans. My devotional spot looks out the window into our leafy street. I have a jar of hay, a Christmas Cactus, a favorite vase with a sprig of lavender right there, and hand-built bookcases on either side of me.. Today it was rainy and dark, the way it is in the woods. The leaves were shining and dripping, shuddering with raindrops: I could see the puddles shivering with them. Looking up, I saw the yellow-orange-green of the October leaves against the grey sky. I thought of this peaceful place in my warm, cozy house, provided by my amazing, handsome, wonderful, kind, intelligent husband. I thought of my senses, being able to see-- and paint-- the good things around me. I keep the hay there to remind me of the fields I love, the horse barns in my past. The lavender reminds me of dear friends who love me.

    For from Him, and through Him, and to Him, are all things...all these things have been given to me to enjoy.  You have the raindrops. You have the leaves. You can smell the hay. God Himself, and eternal life is yours through Christ, if you want Him. I have been given all these. All these I can offer to you, priceless.

    But free! Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord!

Friday, 25 September 2009

  • Losing Friends

    I think 40 is about the age where most of us begin looking back on our lives and thinking about the people we delighted in who are no longer a part of our world. This doesn't just mean beloved folks who are dead. It also means those who, for one reason or another, some quite natural, have just dropped out of our lives.

    In school I had a friend named Joan Anthony. She is one of the ones I really miss. I would love to find her now and see what she is like, how life has molded her, and what she's up to. Joan was frighteningly intelligent. She wrote a paper for our senior year in high school anatomy and physiology class that her chemist father said could have been a master's thesis. But she was also a sensitive, poetic soul. She did go into chemistry at Ohio State, but had to leave the field because it simply stressed her so much. She went somewhere else, doing literature of some kind, I think, and got married to a guy named Wells. Try as I might, I can't find her. I miss you, Joan!

    Then there was Penny, and Karen. These were smart and fun but somewhat tormented gals because of various things in their backgrounds and family lives. Karen was my best friend the first two years of college. Then I became a believer in Jesus Christ, and I was, for a while, not fit to be around. Because of my insensitivity, I lost Karen. I miss you, Karen. I think I should have listened more to you and talked less at you. As for Penny, I lost touch with her but found her after I'd had children and become a believer. I tried to sensitively reach out to her as a Christian but she was bluntly uninterested in anyone who 'needed a crutch'. There was also her sister Meg, who was a bright, cheery, curious soul. Both of these ladies had to have very common last names, dagnabbit. I can't find them. They aren't in Classmates, Reunion, or Facebook in any way that I can distinguish. Inside, and in spite of their struggles, they were neat people. I miss you both, Penny and Meg.

    Some have just dropped out of my life. Maybe I offended them somehow. They know how to reach me, but choose not to. Well, I have not forgotten you all, and even if you are no longer my friend, I am still yours. I will never stop missing you.

    As life as happened, I have grown to appreciate my friends more and more. I used to be a person with few friends, choosing only people with whom I could have deep relationships. This is no longer so important. As I've grown up (a process that is still happening) I have come to appreciate a much wider degree of person. I've learned that you don't have to able to live with a person to simply like them as they are. One reason I really like Facebook is that I can stay in touch with people even though I don't need to hang out with them or be close to them. It's like traveling through a fog. You can't see everyone, but you can give a shout and they shout back, and that is all that is needed. I love them and their various voices, and I know that although they don't like everything about me, they still want to hear me shout back to them when they call through the fog. If that's all it takes to be a friend, I can do that, but I am ready to do much more.

    In the meantime, I just wish I could hear the voices from those I used to treasure. I miss them.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

  • The Perfect Cell Phone

    (For me, that is.)

    As I've mentioned before, I'm not a phone person. I use it only to convey information and receive it, not to chat, not to email, not to take pictures, not to text. My cell phone recently got dropped on the floor, and apparently broke. So now I have to get a new one. The one that broke was so old it didn't even have a camera on it.

    I guess a camera wouldn't be bad if I got into a fender bender and needed to take a picture, so I'll take the basic camera feature.

    I'd like a lead-lined holster because I don't always carry my purse, and I don't always have a pocket. I understand that current advice is to not use the cell phone more than 22 hours a week, and not to keep it in one's pocket because apparently they do up a risk of cancer. Even if I use a cell phone for only ten minutes a week , max, I still have to be available to others, which means it has to be on. And make me a carrier that can be hung around my neck, clipped to my shirt or attached to my arm via an armband, so I can hear it when it rings.

    As a far-sighted person, I want one whose numbers are quite visible. Designers-- get with it! I don't want tiny shiny silver numbers on a grey surface!  And I don't want white numbers on gray rubber buttons, either. Big. Give me BIG numbers.

    Speaking of buttons, I don't like the rubber ones. You can't always be sure you've pressed them properly. Can we go back to BIG metal buttons that go click?

    I'm hard of hearing, so I want a volume device. Put it on the key pad, not on the side where it will get changed when jostled. And then there's the ringtone. Make it truly ear-splitting, so I can hear it when it's buried in my purse or pocket.

    And speaking of purses, make it so that it flashes and vibrates violently, so I can see and feel it in my purse. While we are at it, get rid of the black and grey and dark blue and red. Make it BRIGHT YELLOW.

    As for extras, well, a holder for a fresh daisy would be nice....

Friday, 18 September 2009

  • Huh!

    In our family, we have the most bizarre conversations, mostly at the dinner table. I think Rich is the one who usually starts it by finding fault with something that someone has said, and then a debate over word definitions ensues. But last night it was Meg. I forget how it all came about, but Meg made the comment that it was in high school that she realised that her parents were actually people who had lives and personalities before she came along. She freely admits that this was egocentric of her, but it was such a milestone that she still remembers the moment:

    "One day it just dawned on me that you guys had had a life before me, and that you had feelings and you lived your lives through the day even when I wasn't there. I went, "Huh!" I came home and asked you how your day had been."

    "And what did I say?" I asked, fascinated.

    "I don't remember," she said. "I think you were kind of vague about it."

Thursday, 17 September 2009

  • Outrage.

     This was taken from the Truth or Fiction website, and marked as TRUE:

    Hooray for A Michigan State Professor!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    The story begins at Michigan State University with a mechanical engineering professor named Indrek Wichman.

    Wichman sent an e-mail to the Muslim Student's Association. The e-mail was in response to the students' protest
    of the Danish cartoons that portrayed the Prophet Muhammad as a terrorist.
    The group had complained the cartoons were 'hate speech.'  Enter Professor Wichman. In his e-mail, he said the following:

    Dear Moslem Association,
    As a professor of Mechanical Engineering here at MSU I intend to protest your protest. I am offended not by cartoons, but by more mundane things like beheadings of civilians, cowardly attacks on public buildings, suicide murders, murders of Catholic priests (the latest in Turkey ), burnings of Christian churches, the continued persecution of Coptic Christians in Egypt , the imposition of Sharia law on non-Muslims, the rapes of Scandinavian girls and women (called 'whores' in your culture), the murder of film directors in Holland, and the rioting and looting in Paris France.

    This is what offends me, a soft-spoken person and academic, and many, many of my colleagues. I counsel you dissatisfied, aggressive, brutal, and uncivilized slave-trading Moslems to be very aware of this as you proceed with your infantile 'protests.'
    If you do not like the values of the West - see the 1st Amendment - you are free to leave.

    I hope for God's sake that most of you choose that option. Please return to your ancestral homelands and build them up yourselves instead of troubling Americans.

    Cordially,

    I. S. Wichman
    Professor of Mechanical Engineering

    As you can imagine,
    the Muslim group at the university didn't like this too well. They're demanding that Wichman be reprimanded and the university impose mandatory diversity training for faculty and mandate a seminar on hate and discrimination for all freshmen. Now the local chapter of CAIR has jumped into the fray. CAIR, the Council on American-Islamic Relations, apparently doesn't believe that the good professor had the right to express his opinion. (unlike the broad latitude given to the Islamists to spew their hate-filled raves)  For its part, the university is standing its ground in support of Professor Wichman, saying the e-mail was private, and they don't intend to publicly condemn his remarks ...

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    I've just finished an indie-published book entitles Doctor Memsaab, Memories of a Medical Missionary Mom, by a delightful lady named Phyllis Irwin. Dr. Irwin helped to found the Bach Christian Hospital in the now war-torn highlands of Pakistan, back in the 50's. She was the founding doctor, and her hubby was the minister (and did x-rays on the side). The author is a chirpy, fearless lady who had never even been out of the US before she left for Pakistan. She and her husband reared three children there, and two have returned in non-medical work.

    As much as I love my Muslim friends, there are times when I get so angry with their culture I just about see red. The Scriptures call Ishmael ' a wild donkey of a man'. Islam is a massive, stubborn demon of a religion. In her book Irwin matter-of-factly presents the attitudes she had to work with for decades. Her particular ministry was to Muslim women, because the men would not allow their women to be seen by men. Often she would treat over 100 people per day, many of them terminal. Many of these were women who suffered injuries during childbirth, and she operated on them to relieve what injuries she could.

    DUring the fall months, the patient load eased a bit, and the other doctors were able to handle it, so Irwin and her husband would travel laboriously, uncomfortably, and very perilously into the high regions of Pakistan. Often they had to hike for hours to villages on foot, to find mud settlements that did not have so much as a sink or latrine. There she examined and doctored women who would never have been seen by a doctor otherwise. Often she found problems which caused her to plead with husbands to bring risky pregnancies to the hospital to give birth. Husbands refused often. Sometimes it was because they simply could not make the trip. But more frequently, it was because they could not be bothered. This was the case, not only in the hills, but also in the settlements close to the hospital.

    There was a woman with a 45-pound ovarian cyst. With the tumor she weighed 105 pounds. Her husband had already given her up for dead. They cured her.

    There were women who had leprosy flareups, bodies running with suppurating sores, who had given birth and would not be helped because of their husbands. There were women who were ignored and cast aside for second and third wives because they had only borne their husbands girls, or no children at all. There were many women who had TB in bones, joints, lungs and elsewhere.

    I could go on and on. To be merciful, these husbands are held captive by centuries of cultural barbarism imposed by tribal Islam. Islam is a religion of fear. The Michigan State professor has it exactly right. But Asian Muslims are a hard people to hate, because they are prisoners in acute pain, hostages, really-- but also a people who are culturally incredibly hospitable and giving. If they do not comply with cultural norms they know they face community alienation and death. Life is so difficult that community is absolutely necessary. The Pakistani Muslim living in the highlands lives in an extreme example of this. One has to remember mercy when thinking about this people.

    But the attitude towards women is not unique to this area. Hundreds of books attest to the universality of the inferiority of women from one end of Islam to the other. People often like to say that Christianity keeps women down too. This is a fallacy, which I could discuss at great length, but won't here.

    This is a rant. I apologise for my disorganised presentation of this subject. All I can say is that when I think of Islam across this planet, I have three main emotions:

    Outrage...because this is not the way God intended the world to be.

    Sorrow...because there is a better way in Christ; for a people who are afraid to leave a filthy, dark dungeon even when offered the Key.

    Hope...because I know that there will be at least a few of every one of the many peoples, tongues and tribes present in the resurrected world, where Jesus will personally wipe every tear from their eyes.

    Oh, may I be a part of His work with them!

    Love....

Friday, 11 September 2009

  • Do Not Read This!

    Bubbles...if you have just had dinner!

    It all started with words. Meg, who is studying to be a linguist, mentioned during dinner several words that she observed or disliked. One observation was the similarity between the words 'Macaroon' and 'Macaroni'. Discussion ensued on how and why this might have been so. No conclusion was reached, but the discussion encompassed the remembrance of a moist coconut cake I made several years ago, and the fact that both Rich and Meg hate coconut. Not only that, apparently, but Meg also hates the word 'moist'. She said the word makes her think of the sound of our cats licking their chops, which drives her mad. (She is very tetchy, isn't she?) It makes me think of walking around the house in the dark and stepping on something that is slightly "moist", which should not be. I won't go through all the steps it took to get to the subject that follows, except to say it even grossed me out, and that is saying a great deal. Rich was describing his grad student who was taking a picture, for research purposes, of a farm lagoon off of which which they are measuring gases. Poor "Matt" (it's his real name), who fancies himself something of a photographer, suddenly became aware of a disturbing fact:

    "It's moving!"

    Now then, parents, this is where you may wish to remove your children for their evening baths.

    Why, exactly was the surface of the farm lagoon  moving, you may well ask with that encouraging and intelligent spark of curiosity in your eye? Well, my child, there could be one of two reasons. First, it might just be because the lagoon has just burped. All that effluvium produces methane, right off the bottom of the lagoon , in a huge, stinky, misty bubble about two feet across (I do not joke here). It slooooowly blorps to the surface where it emits a large, satisfying splup, sending waves in all directions.

    Or, more likely, it's to do with the solid effluvia floating on the surface of the, ahem, more liquid contents of the lagoon. On this flies lay their eggs. What next? Maggots....moist acres of them. It's mooooooving!

    Post script: Rich said, "You might be able to see the maggots if you magnify it."

    I said, "I don't think so!"

    "Chicken", came the reply.

     

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